Gottfried Wilhelm von Leibniz

Leibniz was a German mathematician and philosopher. He invented calculus independently of Sir Isaac Newton. Most of modern calclus notation (e.g. dy/dx) is based of the work of Leibniz. In addition to calculus, Leibniz also invented the binary system. The binary system is the used in all computers today to do any operations using boolean logic gates.

Nonlogic's flagship server is named after Leibniz. The software on Leibniz was recently re-installed due to an unfortunate hack by some descendents of Newton our own Zashi, however Leibniz doesn't give up so easily, other wise he would never of came up with his calculating machine. Leibniz's vital statistics are:

• Brain: Intel P4 1.6 GHz
• Short term memory: 512MB PC800 RD-RAM
• Long term memory: 200GB IDE
• Location: Troy, MI
• Hobbies: PHP, MYSQL, Apache, SSH, Crazy Golf
• Age: 5 Years Old - Give or take 350
• Favorite Ice Cream: Phish Food
• Favorite Food: Pizza with Ramen and Shrimp
• Favorite Band: Bachman Turner Overdrive
• Favorite Movie: Beerfest
• Cup Size: ATX
• Myspace: http://myspace.com/leibniz
• Eye Color: Those things rotted out years ago!
• Liver Color: #44001B
• Favorite Chat Client: xchat
• Super Powers: Laser eyes!
• Hair Conditioner: Loreal hair care conditioner- because he's worth it
• Favorite Trek: Voyager
• Favorite music player: ffplay
• Favorite Web Browser: Ice Weasel
• Favorite fps: Quake II
• Wikipedia Biography: Gottfried_Leibniz

Believe me, this doesn't even begin to cover his nonvital statistics, such as his interests in carving miniature polar bear figurines from his toenail clippings, or the number of times he's had kidney stones removed. The man is like a rock quarry!